GLOVES YOU WILL LOVE(S)

BEERS STAY COLD. HANDS STAY WARM. FUN ENSUES.

(DON’T ASK HOW. IT’S SCIENTIFIC)

At the Official Beer Glove research and development center, I am often asked: “So, how’s this thing supposed to work?”

To those people, I say: “Come on, they’re gloves. How the !#%& do you think they work? You put your hand into the open end and grab a beer. We may be perfecting the relationships between warm hands and cold beer, but we did not invent the glove concept. Alexander Graham Mitten did. So please, grab me a beer, too. Because if you keep asking these stupid, !#%&-ing questions, I’m going to need to drink a lot faster.”

NO PARTY ANIMALS HAVE BEEN HARMED AS PART OF OUR RIGOROUS TESTING PROCEDURES.

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BUT, WAIT! THERE'S MORE ... COLORS

``NOTHING SHOULD COME BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR BEER ... EXCEPT ME.``

~ THE OFFICIAL BEER GLOVE

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